Now, everyone is calling for health records from all of the candidates:
Suddenly, it is revealed that Obama has trouble quitting smoking cigarettes!
Egads! But, in his speech at the roast, he comes clean and let's us all know beyond a shadow of a doubt that he is superman. So, should we really worry?
Oh, I hope we don't loose this election because Obama tries hard not to smoke cigarettes! (I mean, c'mon America! A man fit as a fine fantasy vs a 72 year old with cancer. Is this really an issue?)